I can see a storm coming and I have to leave for school
all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee
you said it, bitch. we’re the guardians of the galaxy.
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
A swarm of anchovies
the smelly smell that smells…smelly.
do squirrels think about stuff
no because they’re so darn stupid
you want the d?
oh you mean my
Found a better use for the wine glasses
That’s a martini glass
I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery
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